CHATTANOOGA, TN – Despite being in the midst of a hot summer with daily temperatures soaring to new records, local man Gary Burch doesn't believe in global warming. However, he strongly insists that Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is employed as his neighborhood's postal carrier. "Look, I've read all the data on global warming," Burch said, while positioning a giant box fan at the end of his driveway to counter the blistering 108-degree heat. "I just don't buy it. But that mailman of mine, with his unusually large feet and all that hair – that's a Sasquatch if I ever saw one." Burch's belief in his cryptozoological mail carrier, who reportedly goes by the name 'Bob,' remains unshaken despite consistent 100-degree days